Breast enhancement that won't break the bank

Here's a headline from over the weekend that looked like an early April Fool: "Stem cell therapy 'could offer women natural breast enhancement from stomach fat'," proclaimed the Daily Telegraph. OK, the story has a serious side: at the moment, the focus is on providing breast cancer sufferers with an alternative to implants. But private patients looking for a breast enhancement could be offered the treatment for around £6,500 in the not too distant future. If you can't wait that long, however, there is an alternative: these silicone cleavage enhancers (chicken fillets to you and me) will push you up a cup size for just £25.