Scary stuff

• Lots of lingerie stories in the news today. Let's start with US Federal employees, who have been caught using their government credit cards to pay for lingerie (among other "frivolous items"), says the Washington Post.
• Phew. It's OK to wear Speedo's controversial new swimsuit after all, says Sky News.
• And the citizens of Hong Kong are still free to enjoy the sight of Djimon Hounsou in his Calvins after a skyscraper-sized advert was cleared of indecency, says the Pakistan Daily Times.
• Scary: Move over, Sarah Harding; Spice Girl Mel B is the new face of Ultimo, says Fametastic.
• Even more scary: Check out the latest Russian undies in the Daily Telegraph. These pro-Putin pants offer a solution to Russia's shrinking population, says their creator.