Best left to the experts

Bikini design - not so easy, is it? Or so reality TV contestants on both sides of the pond have been learning to their cost this week. Click here to see Project Catwalk's sorry efforts (Tymoor's lemon yellow concoction was bad enough to see him booted off the show, despite fellow contestant Monika's reinterpretation of the bikini as, er, a one-piece).

Meanwhile, was America ready for tight pink Speedo-style swimwear? Not according to Donald Trump, who fired Carey from The Apprentice (now in season 6!) for his out-there creation, reports buddytv.